World's Smallest Cock Hat
DESCRIPTION
- 100% cotton chino twill
- Unstructured and low profile for a comfortable fit and casual look
- The back features a fabric slide closure with a buckle for customized, adjustable sizing
- Designed and embroidered in the US, not another shitty dropship company
SHIPPING
All orders are printed just for you and shipped from our facility in the Southeast United States. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days via USPS Ground Advantage. Need it faster? Priority and Express shipping options are available at checkout.
CARE
Machine wash
Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry
Don’t loan it to your friends, Gf, or other. You won’t get it back and you’ll be sad
Wear with confidence
Love love LOVE this cap! Reflects my brand of humor perfectly. Always get laughs and compliments. Just wish I didn't have such a HUGE dome! I don't wear dad hats well.
I saw this and thought holy crap that is the ultimate swag. But my mom wouldn't let me use her credit card ( I would pay her back). But I could get it if I got it some other way. I tried a total of 12 ways. Until q friend bought it for me and paid him back plus an extra 10 dollars for his help. A week later it arrived. I was so indescribably ecstatic that I ripped it open like a savage. When I saw it in all it's glory it literally brought tears to my eyes. It was perfect in every way. It was adjustable and had high quality material. I get all the girls now, I now go to an all guys school just to keep the school under some kind of control. But needless to say this was an investment of a life time and couldn't be more happy with this product.
Amazing hat. V comfy. 10/10 would buy again if lost or stolen.
1/10 on shipping. Standard shipping was $6, but they charged me per hat. So paid $12 in shipping despite hats being sent in same bag :(
Bought this as a gift for my friend and he loved it.
The best hat in the world.
This is the best hat. The. Best.
It's says pee pee AND poo poo.
So it is good.
People will look and be jealous.
This hat is hilarious! My boyfriend is actually a forklift driver so I had to get it for him. He loved it!
I never thought a hat could make me feel like a certified forklift operator, but here we are
Irish Goodbye Dad Hat
Good product, good quality, but sadly probably won't be purchasing from this brand any longer because of their shipping & return policy. It's mandatory 2d shipping which is like 1/3 of the price of the order added on, and they don't allow returns unless the product is defective. I'd love to buy their products as a gift, but if my friend wants to return it (or exchange it) because they don't like it, they should be able to.
Love this! So subtle, but for the few who read it, it’s hilarious.
Reviews
I bought this tshirt for my dad and he forgave me for liquidating his 401k for NFTs. 10/10 would buy
Bobby Hill
If you want people to notice you, get SHS. I started wearing SHS clothes when trying to get people to join my cult. We already have our first kool-aid drinking session next week! Thanks Steve!
Jim J.
I brought some SHS puzzles to a meet and greet at my local ice ink and everyone was nice to me. Not one person brought up my past
