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Criminalize Small Talk T Shirt

Regular price $30.00
Regular price $30.00 Sale price $30.00
Size | Small

Product info

Our unisex Criminalize Small Talk T Shirt is:

  • 100% comb-spun cotton- cotton fibers are spun and combed to remove impurities and create a noticeably finer and more luxurious quality
  • Soft, worn-in feel, like one of your favorite shirts
  • Designed and printed in the US, not another dropship company


Machine wash, hang dry, or tumble dry low


shipping notice

Because this product is made to order just for you, it will take 3-5 business days to produce prior to shipment.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Cute but doesn’t work

I love this shirt but I receive like 45% more small talk wearing it than not wearing it. People literally come up to me to have small talk about how funny my shirt is and it’s both dreadful and hilarious at the same time. Praying for the day they’re all arrested 🙏🏿

Abigail Belote

Small talk still not legally punishable. Shirt is awesome.