100% ring-spun cotton
Regular fit crewneck
Screen printed! Not another shitty dropship company
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Unisex - click here for a size chart
Please refer to the size chart prior to placing your order. If unsure of sizing, we recommend moving a size up.
For any issues with your order, please reach out to firstname.lastname@example.org with your order number.
Because this product is made to order just for you, it will take 5-7 business days to produce prior to shipment.
I love this shirt but I receive like 45% more small talk wearing it than not wearing it. People literally come up to me to have small talk about how funny my shirt is and it’s both dreadful and hilarious at the same time. Praying for the day they’re all arrested 🙏🏿
Small talk still not legally punishable. Shirt is awesome.