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Criminalize Small Talk Tee


100% comb-spun cotton - cotton fibers are spun and combed to remove impurities and create a noticeably finer and more luxurious quality 

Designed and printed in the US, not another shitty dropship company 

Soft, worn-in feel, like one of your favorite shirts 

Machine wash, hang dry, or tumble dry low 

Unisex - click here for a size chart

Please refer to the size chart prior to placing your order. If unsure of sizing, we recommend moving a size up.

For any issues with your order, please reach out to with your order number.

Because this product is made to order just for you, it will take 5-7 business days to produce prior to shipment.

Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Cute but doesn’t work

I love this shirt but I receive like 45% more small talk wearing it than not wearing it. People literally come up to me to have small talk about how funny my shirt is and it’s both dreadful and hilarious at the same time. Praying for the day they’re all arrested 🙏🏿

Abigail Belote

Small talk still not legally punishable. Shirt is awesome.

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