You're the Shit, Mom - Chocolate Turd in a Box

Regular price $24.99

Have a mom? That's cool, you should prank her. 

Spice up the old ladies life a bit and send her something she's never gotten before...something she'll never forget! 

The Mother's Day Shit Box is the perfect gift for any mom with a sense of humor. A pretty box with "Happy Mothers Day" on the outside quickly turns to shit as the inside is a chocolate piece of poop. High quality poop, of course. She deserves the best, so our high quality vegan dark chocolate made from small batch chocolate, using certified organic beans from Madagascar. This Mothers Day Gift is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. Don't want it to be anonymous? add a custom note for just a couple bucks and tell mom just how awesome she is.

We're also including the option to add our Never Ending singing Mother's Day Card on the CHEAP.  Looping "mommy" for 3+ hours, this is sure to drive mom nuts!

 

****ORDERS PLACED AFTER 5/3/21 ARE NOT GUARANTEED FOR MOTHERS DAY ARRIVAL****

We'll make it extra special by wrapping it in our limited edition Mother's Day boxes to make it the best Mother's day ever!!!!

Only 250 available, so get on it!  

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions about this eat a dick birthday gift.

**If you add a custom note, you can add the actual message in the "Special Instructions to seller" section during checkout. If you do not purchase the option to include a message, we will not include any message left in the instructions section.