100% ring-spun cotton
Regular fit crewneck
Screen printed! Not another shitty dropship company
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Unisex - click here for a size chart
Please refer to the size chart prior to placing your order. If unsure of sizing, we recommend moving a size up.
For any issues with your order, please reach out to firstname.lastname@example.org with your order number.
Because this product is made to order just for you, it will take 5-7 business days to produce prior to shipment.
Absolutely legendary. Keep doing what you’re doing brother. These shirts are a glitch in the matrix, they make the NPC’s go brazy
best shirt ever!! i get compliments every time i wear it!
It’s agents are pretty gay...
The perfect shirt for anyone who'd take the advice of a reality TV game show host over their electrician, auto mechanic, plumber, or epidemiologist.
Grifters gotta grift, rubes gotta rube!
Enough said in the title